Children are not things to be molded but are people to be unfolded Jess Lair.

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Just remember a little humor makes everything easier to deal with. These funny quotes are some of the best we could find from hilarious actors and comics alike. Being a parent isnt an easy job but here are 25 funny parenting quotes for those days when all you can do is laugh about it.

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It seems that children dont want or need anything when a parent is asking. The quickest way for a parent to get a childs attention is to sit down and look comfortable -Lane Olinghouse. Cleaning the house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing Phyllis Diller.

Having one child makes you a parent. 20th of 40 Inspirational Quotes for Kids Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale Hans Christen Andersen 21. Adults are just outdated children Dr.