I am thankful for you.

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Thats why Im asking you. Soft sunsets painted rainbows delicate blossoms love laughter quiet moments a wonderful someone like you. 25 Funny Fathers Day Messages I love how we dont even need to say out loud that I am your favourite child Happy Fathers Day from one of your most legitimate children My father was often angry when I was most like him Lillian Hellman Fathers Day when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools David Letterman Dad thanks for working so hard to pay for the TV that.

My room isnt dirty I just have everything on display. Funny Things Dads Say. Congratulations dad for completing half century of life.

Youve always been such an awesome dad. Warm wishes on Fathers Day to my amazing step dad. I know money doesnt grow on trees.

You say Im lazy Im just on energy-saving mode. I am so grateful for our close relationship. Look for it with your eyes not your mouth.