Mr_Jin:
1. Guys who constantly feel the need to how you how important they are. Name drop, salary drop, career drop…I get it, you’re the shit.
2. People who say, “wow, you’re smarter than you look”. I get this shit all the damn time. Do I look like I belong on the short bus? Really, I’m asking a question, do I look like Forrest Gump’s best friend or something?
3. People who don’t tip, or people who tip poorly. Hey fucker, these people work hard and they make squat hourly, that extra $3.50 you have in your pocket is going to end up buying something useless like Lotto scratchers anyway.
4. People who talk during movies. Holy shit, I think if ever a time I could commit acts of homicide, it would be during a movie.
5. Guys who act too cool to read a book.
6. Women who demean or publicly humiliate their men. I should be more upset with the men who let this happen, but obviously they don’t have the balls to stop things like this from happening…most likely their woman took them.
7. Couples who bring their babies to nice restaurants. This aint fucking Chucky Cheese, take the screaming baby outside.
8. The last person who uses up all the toilet paper and does not restock it. Oh shit, I hate you.
9. Guys who fart in the car, when it’s packed, and the windows are closed. Dutch oven FTL.
10. Slow drivers. OMG, just because the posted speed limit is 65mph, does not mean that you should be driving 62mph.
11. Open mouthed or loud eaters. I don’t care about people who slurp noodles, but more like, you can hear their teeth chomping down as they eat. Ouch.
12. Body odor. Man, I hate people who smell.
Me:
1. Women who wear sandals and have their big toe and second toe dangling off and nearly touching the ground. Go a half size up. Seriously.
2. Lazy people who bitch and complain yet do nothing about their issues.
3. Going to the grocery store and being behind a person who is paying with a check. A check. Do those still exist (if you don’t own a business?)
4. Motorcyclists that split lanes and almost hit my car. Fuck you, I’ve got four wheels. I crush you.
5. People who are too needy. Maybe they were attached to the nipple too long/less when they were an infant.
6. People who give me a re-gift for my birthday/holiday. That’s really fucking tacky.
7. When people misspell “their”, “there”, “too”, “two”, “too”, etc. you get the point.
8. People who have to one up me on everything. This isn’t a fucking contest on who knows the best this-or-that or how much you spent on the sweater you’re wearing. Grow the hell up.
9. Women who LOVE LOVE LOVE talking about their wedding, as if they were the only person ever to have gotten married.
10. Women who incessantly talk about their kids. Yeah, i get it. You love your family. But i don’t need to know about your kid’s ear infection and bowel movement schedules, that’s what Twitter and Facebook are for.
11. Loud sluts who talk during a movie at the movie theater. Yeah, that’s me telling you to STFU!
12. Drivers who don’t use their signal lights. It’s not there for decoration. Fucking use it. I’m not a mind reader, I can’t tell when you’re trying to come into my line.
13. Bitches that twirl/flip their hairs excessively whilst flirting.
14. People who ask a question with a question. “Can i ask you a question?”
15. People who post pictures on their facebook/blog/whatever it is with no flash, the picture is nearly pitch black, and I’m supposed to guess what the picture is about.
16. People who want to talk about money 24/7.
17. People with dirty nails. Sick.
18. Pretentious people. I can smell you a mile away.
19. People who cut corners on purpose just to save time, whether or not it is safe or not.
20. People who talk LOUDLY on the phone and for extensive periods of time. I don’t need to know about your appointment with the gynecologist, okay? I’m just sayin’.
21. Smokers who like to smoke near me. Yeah you guys have a filter but I don’t with second hand smoke. Assholes.
22. Parents who let their kids act like little shits in public, throwing themselves on the floor crying and having a tantrum in the snack aisle of a grocery store. Fuck, if i pulled that shit, my mom would have bitch slapped me into next year.
23. People who are entitled. The world doesn’t revolve around you.
24. Budget cuts in health care, schools, police departments, and fire departments…but you want to spend how much on a civic center? Athletes are getting paid how much?
25. People (business owners who don’t file correctly on their taxes) who lie about their income so they can recieve Medicaid, food stamps, social security, etc. They are cheating the system and that’s why America’s so damn broke ass.