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This family is about to gobble until we wobble. I stuffed it through the beak.” —phyllis diller. Web “i am thankful for what i am and have.

Web thanksgiving quotes and sayings are perfect for a little inspiration for the thanksgiving dinner toast, a laugh at the table, or for posting a meaningful family photo after dinner. You ain’t seen stuffing yet. “good food, lots of drinks and happy faces are what make thanksgiving special for me.”.

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