If I had to live my life again Id make the same mistakes only sooner.

Funny quotes of the day. Laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life. The hilarious moment always memorable in life. One to think with and the other to sit on.

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up Batman. Actually we all want to live longer Make every day count as there will be one day well have no more days left to waste. Age is something that doesnt matter unless you are a cheese.

Thought of the day quotes funny. 365 Thoughts of the Day with meaning for every Day of the Year. Here are 60 short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day.

We are born naked hungry and wet. Life My Life Mistakes. Funny Quotes Of The Day For Kids.

If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito. - Jonathan Lockwood Huie. - the movie National Lampoons Animal House 1978 In life you are given two ends.

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. Someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster its more like a cha-cha. No that was not a fun life quote but a wise life advice.