If I have to lay an egg for my country I will do it.

Fourth july quotes funny. It the day when freedom was claimed from england and the americans celebrate this day with festivities and fireworks and humor. We all yell at each other and it all works out -Louis CK. Without the ups and downs life just wouldnt be the same.

It s fourth of july weekend or as i call it exploding christmas. 4th of July funny quotes. When it comes down to it we know that smiling is not just a way that our body expresses the joy in our mind but a way that it.

The United States of America is known as the land of the Free and Home of the Brave. I instantly fell in love -Yakov Smirnoff. He makes me melt like a popsicle on the fourth of July.

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