People ask me what I do in winter when theres no baseball.

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Here is my top 10 list of favorite funny sporting quotes from the sport of Rugby. Before the New Zealand v England World Cup semi-final. An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets.

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I love me some me Terrell Owens. Remember that rugby is a team game. Sometimes they are just bonkers - see Ron Atkinson.

If you get three strikes even the best lawyer in the world cant get you off. To be or not to be that is the question William Shakespeare. Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very un-orderly world.

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