Congratulations on the successful combination of your DNA.

What to say to a new daddy. Non-stop laughs except when theyre whining and an endless source of meme fodder he said. You are a constant in my world of emotional distress. Your new baby boy is an answer to prayer and everything you have ever dreamed of.

Dear Dad You are the kindest most generous human being on the planet. You set the primary example of what being a compassionate individual is like. Did I say you could stop.

Did you just say no. Your awareness of the huge scale of the task of parenting a newborn and your willingness to do your part reflect a growing trend among new dads who were only a few decades ago second-string players when it came to caring for an infant. I can only aspire to be like the true gentleman you are.

Wanna say that again. He is destined to become just like daddy. When my Mom passed a good friend of mine looked me in the eye and with such love and concern said I am worried about you.

Dont make a sound. Daddys need to call their littles by appropriate names like Baby Girl and conversations and lectures are more enjoyable when shes told to sit on his lap. Littles should refer to their Dom as Daddy and always ask them for permission just like a dependent child would.

For real they are so much smarter funnier and generally more well-balanced than I will ever be A good dad does the best he can to. Congrats on being 9 months sober your new baby. Congratulations on your new toilet machine.