All i can make is cold cereal and maybe toast. 3 nora ephron getty the turkey.

Inspirational thanksgiving quotes funny. Rd.com, getty images “if you think independence day is america’s defining holiday, think again. The turkey is the star of thanksgiving and here are some funny turkey quotes and funny turkey sayings. Live with intention and express gratitude for all things.

You’ll end up having more. Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude. Web enjoy these short thanksgiving sayings from our list of thanksgiving sayings.

“for those of you who cannot be with family this thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.” — andy borowitz 3. “work may bring us together, but gratitude keeps us connected. Families get together and, in their own way, give thanks for the blessings that they enjoy.

“gratitude is the attitude that makes every day feel like thanksgiving with the best coworkers.” 4. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once. “thanksgiving day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men;

“it has been an unchallengeable american doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a. Thanksgiving marks the beginning of the holiday season, and represents food, family and moments of sharing and professing gratitude. You'll end up having more.

May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.”. Web i come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. 2 charlie brown getty i can't cook a thanksgiving dinner.