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Web happy thanksgiving quotes 1. Thanksgiving — when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook. — melanie white. Web 9 thanksgiving toasts — classic, modern, and a little wacky 9 thanksgiving toasts — classic, modern, and a little wacky shutterstock carolyn.

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