May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day.

How to wish birthday funny. Your gift is me admitting you were always right 3. I was a gift to you its called my birthday 4. Happy Birthday to a guy who still isnt showing his age or acting it.

Funny Happy birthday messages for Sister. Here are some funny birthday messages specifically for a guy. I wanted to get you a birthday gift that reminded you of your childhood but I just couldnt find any dinosaurs anywhere.

Even if it was in haste Im glad your parents had unprotected sex around nine months prior to your birth date-Unknown If your birthday party fell on the same night as another birthday party Id get the other one out of the way first-Unknown Im sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fools Day-Unknown. Hit a donkey with your foot. Happy Birthday to someone who doesnt quite look as old as a dried up prune yet.

They are the new 30. Wait you are how old. Oh jeez thats almost dead in doggy years.

Are you laughing yet. Happy Birthday old lady. Happy Birthday to you.

Happy birthday and thanks for the invite. You get better with age my dearest. 23 All your birthday parties will also be meaningless if you dont have friends like me to enjoy them.