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Getting older funny birthday quotes. Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. Getting older birthday quotes funny is for as many who would like to laugh as they bring to memory the special day of their birth or their loved ones.

Its like See if you can blow this out-Jerry Seinfeld We are only young once. As you get older three things happen. New York Times 1974.

As you get older the pickings get slimmer but the people dont. It is not so bad to be years old do not take it so badly think that it is better than next year when you will be one year older and you will be one year older. Getting Old Funny Quotes.

Birthdays are a celebration of past healthy years and a wish for more to come. And ask Did I wake you You know you are getting old when you have a party and the neighbors dont even realize it. You know you are getting old when you turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.

The first is your memory goes and I cant remember the other two. Have a friend or family member thats old. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles dont hurt.

Enjoy the trip-Author Unknown You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. We dont grow older we grow riper. To me old age is always 15 years older than I am.