Happy Birthday my well preserved friend.

Funny quotes for friends birthday card. Stay true to who you are you are an amazing person and the best ever friend a person could hope for. Well how about even just extending or giving belated birthday wishes to your best friend and yet be sarcastic funny and witty. Theres really only one true birthday.

Happy Birthday quotes for a beautiful friend to share on their big day 21. The warmest wishes to a great member of our team. Because you are my best friend I feel it is only right to tell you the truth.

Well but you never do. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. Birthdays are like vacations.

One step closer to adult underpants. _I came here for nothing but to eat your birthday cake. They stink more the older they get.

I wish you the best of birthdays. Happy birthday best friend. You have more preservatives in you than a jar of mayonnaise.

You are the special day to for moms. Funny happy birthday Grandma youve always wished words are hard with hope encouragement joy and support. I thought about buying you a great gift yesterday at a store but Ive done better.