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Funny quotes about flu. Sadly almost all of the entries look painfully familiar. The patient put it in his pocket but forgot to get the tablets from the pharmacy. Ultimately it killed about half the Indians Charles River Editors The 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic.

The History and Legacy of the Worlds Deadliest Influenza Outbreak. Our jobs are undoubtedly a vital part of our lives when we learn different things experiment with them and meet people. The patient went to his doctor because he had flu and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.

For me pressure is bird flu. 10 funny quotes and jokes about the flu January 09 2019 by Manuela Cardiga If laughter is the best medicine have a giggle and stay healthy. Why didnt the sick guy get the joke.

Im feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. Its flu season and the dreary cold provides the perfect environment for all those pesky germs. What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine.

If you have a Ferrari and I have a small car to beat you in a race I have to break your wheel or put sugar in. And by that time they were all exposed everybody had the flu. If life gives you lemons you should make lemonade.

I know worrying works because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. Funny Sick Memes Funny Quotes Hilarious Memes Funny Stuff Flu Memes Memes Humor Feeling Sick Quotes Sick Quotes Health Medicine Humor. Its not fun and Im more scared of it than football 19.