Witty Quotes to Sharpen Your Cleverness 1.

Witty things to say. 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me Im crazy. Youre crazy annoying and you laugh too loud. Get into a taxi yell Follow that car and point to a parked car.

So many people chase it as if its going to be the thing that fulfils them. Arguing with a fool proves there are two Doris M. We have listed some random things to say to your gf which will make her think as well as make her laugh.

Please dont eat that in my presence. 2 There are some idiots who always answer. When you walk into a room say Well that went far worse than I expected 26.

So happy youre such a bad influence. Why are supermodels 14-years-old 55. The tenth is just humming.

If at first you dont succeed failure may be your style. Free fish say about to date because all rolled. You are everything to me.

3 Anger makes dull men witty but it. I wish I wasnt the only female writer on this tv show 53. Lord save me from your followers.