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I Really Hope I really hope you like this gift that you specifically told me to buy for you. Happy birthday to my brother-in-law and best buddy. Happy Birthday Funny Friends For your birthday I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

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Happy Birthday to a guy whos witty manly handsome and reminds me a lot of myself. Happy Birthday old friend. Write something cute or funny inside their card.

Enjoy your gift of nothing. Happy birthday to someone who is totally hot. I hope you have a great day.