Here are some examples of humorous things to write.

What to say in a 50th birthday card funny. Youve been in your thirties so many years. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Im quite unsure about your age this year.

It creeps up on you Anon. If there was ever a time to enjoy your special day its today your 50th birthday. Forget about the past you cant change it.

Happy Birthday to someone who remembers what it was like to use a payphone flip over a cassette tape and get out of your chair to change the TV channel. Remember that you will be older next year. Funny 50th Birthday Messages.

Happy 50th birthday just doesnt say enough. I just wanted you to know that they say 50 is the new 30 skinny jeans are out and the saggy relaxed look is in. Your are now old.

This is more than a birthday card. While you were reading this card I ate your entire birthday cake. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist Anon Old age is like underwear.

Also neatly pressed polo shirts are out and well worn and wrinkled is in. They are the new 30. Funny 50th Birthday Sayings.