What Did The Doctor Say To The Patient Jokes What did the doctor say to the patient suffering from a bacterial infection.

What did the doctor say to the patient jokes. Why did the pillow go to the doctor. Doctor Ive swallowed a spoon. Check out these Medical Jokes About Doctors.

Did you take the patients temperature Nurse. He got pulled over by a cop. Doctor I think I swallowed a pillow Doctor.

Well at least I dont have cancer. Well tell them I cant see him right now. But Doctor my name is not Jim The surgeon says.

Where does a boat go when its sick. Did you really tell your patient if he gets out of bed one more time youd tie him to the bed. Doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

Thats because youre a pumpkin. A few months ago we took a man with no brain no heart and no liver and made him President. Doctor jokes are some of the oldest style of classic jokes.

Nurse how is that little boy doing the one who swallowed ten quarters. Thats enough out of you. He was just a little hoarse.