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Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. Roses are red violets are blue Im a schizophrenic and so am I What About Bob. Quentin Quale Groucho Marx 12.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. You can act to change and control your life. Funny quotes and sayings can be your source of smile in the sad times.

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You can do anything you decide to do. People are like music. Some speak the truth and others are just noise.

I used to think that my life was a tragedy. Matthew McConaughey delivers one of the most enduring funny movie quotes as the adult stoner Wooderson who hobnobs with high. But now I realize its a comedy Joker 2019.