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What did the thanksgiving turkey say to the christmas ham? Any type of fruit gobbler! My feet are still on the ground.

Web thanksgiving is a time for family gatherings, banning politics at the table and breaking out stretchy pants. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the movie theater? 16 2022, updated 1:45 p.m.

Web don’t stare at the turkey dressing. We’re really plucky to have a great turkey this thanksgiving. What do you call a sad cranberry?

Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap. Web so, why not start the thanksgiving dinner with some laughs with our funny jokes for thanksgiving. “thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.”.