By larry stansbury and annie o'sullivan updated:

Thanksgiving jokes for seniors. The day after the holiday, what did the fridge say when it was asked, “is everything alright over here?”. Nov 22, 2022 we've all sat through at least. She unscrewed the lid on the saltshaker and the maple syrup dispenser, then turned from the counter to get the salt container and syrup container to refill them when love reached for the saltshaker.

When is turkey bad for your health? Web here is one he tells every thanksgiving, and it gets a huge laugh every time. I would love to keep you fully stocked with creative ideas, yummy recipes, fun crafts, and loads of free printables.

Web they turn into blueberries. Web after thanksgiving dinner, the adults gathered in the living room to exchange reminiscences, while the children went into the family room to play. What smells the best at a thanksgiving dinner?

From dad jokes to turkey jokes, there's a pun for everyone. A 75 year old man, his hair is completely white, marries a 22 year old girl and she gets pregnant. Why don’t side dishes tell jokes?

Enjoy, and happy birthday uncle jackie! Floor the turkey up off the pick. Sweatpants are totally acceptable at thanksgiving, especially when they come in a matching set.

Web want to have more fun? Kevorkian’s van to your door. Hey, i just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.