Web thanksgiving is a time where family and friends get together to celebrate and give thanks.

Thanksgiving jokes for first graders. Web “what do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?” “drumsticks for everyone!” why did the turkey stand on stilts? because nobody eat flamingoes for thanksgiving dinner. what kind of turkey requires id? wild turkey. what did the turkey say when he met the president? pardon me. how does a turkey travel? by. Add root beer and a scoop of ice cream! Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the refrigerator, but he can still hear the parrot insulting him.

Web the turkey trot! Finally, don’t forget to pin this post! He wanted people to think he was a chicken.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? What’s the key to a great thanksgiving dinner? What did pilgrims use to bake cookies?

On the day after thanksgiving, a man buys a very talented talking parrot. Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up. Which kind of glass does a turkey prefer on thanksgiving?

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