Web but i told them i couldn't quit cold turkey! — thomas, age 9.

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I'm all about that baste. What do elves learn at school? Web by beth mccallum updated september 22, 2023 indulge in these 225 hilarious thanksgiving jokes.

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Web when you think of thanksgiving, you can’t help but think of turkeys. I only have pies for you. Thanksgiving can be a long day, especially if you have some relatives that you don’t quite see eye to eye with.

Why didn’t the turkey eat a bite at thanksgiving dinner? What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Who is not hungry at thanksgiving?

Because it had the drumsticks! How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike? She took the gravy train.