Someone needs to tell the turkey man just be yourself.

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We set up a kids table at the Reflecting Pool and found out what Americas kids know about Thanksgiving. If youre not careful youll end up In someones hungry tummy. Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap.

Those are just a few of the funny Thanksgiving quotes on this roundup. Turkey run run run. Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God in honor and praise for His goodness Robert Casper Lintner Thanksgiving Day is a jewel to set in the hearts of honest men.

This is got to be the Worlds Most Funniest Thanksgiving Video Ive Ever Seen on YouTube in my entire life. Theres turkey ham turkey bologna turkey pastrami. Look who the cat dragged in.

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