Sports Betting is all about money management so the most money won on one bet is not the most important thing--Bruce Dern Bet with your head not with your heart--proverb When we put 50 machines in I consider them 50 more mousetraps.

Sports betting quotes funny. 1 I just bet 100 at the bookies that they would find Maddie at 1000-1 odds. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row. I love me some me Terrell Owens.

We are sure they will make you laugh. The rules of the Bingo promotion should be posted somewhere people can find easily. A Grown-Up Discussion About Sports Betting.

Funny Sports Quotes. I used to be a heavy gambler. When I read about the evils of gambling I gave up reading.

A person can find betting lines by searching for them on the internet where they can bet on and win on certain sports games. But now I just make mental bets. At the end of the day thats all it is is a game.

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So by winning a game youre no better. The worst is not betting at all. They call gambling a disease but its the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.