Isnt it much more fun when you can poke others about turning older.

Old funny birthday wishes. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. Hope you enjoyed these birthday wishes for old farts. 50th Funny Birthday Wishes for Him.

You are such a special younger sister I dont know who I would tease without You. Youre not just over the hill Im not sure you can even see it in your rearview mirror. It is effective simple and can go on to be one of the most memorable wishes.

As you get older three things happen. Remember that you will be older next year. Youve been in your thirties so many years.

They stink more the older they get. Just kidding of course. Im going to stop sending you makeup.

Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays. Funny birthday wishes for son son I am so first time I be happy. This year you are wiser smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

I wish this little boy can grow to be a bumpy bearded country boy. Im quite unsure about your age this year. Birthdays are like vacations.