Whether youre dealing with one hot day or a heat wave these jokes will help you get through it.

It's so hot outside quotes. Its so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. More like hot WHOLE CITY AND WORLD. Youll have more time to be physically active and enjoy nature with your family and friends.

Hotter than a billy goat with a blow torch. Its so hot outside it will make you return things you never stole. Its so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

With sweat and humidity it can easily make you regret ever leaving your home. The weather is like the government always in the wrong Jerome K. Its so hot I saw a bird pull a worm out of the ground with an oven mitt.

He went for a full body soak instead well that just made my day suddenly i want a frog via. It is hot enough to cure tobacco. Surely anyway a working day of eight or nine hours which is not split by a nap is simply too much for a human being to take day in day out and particularly so in hot weather Tom Hodgkinson 17.

Hotter than two hamsters farting in a wool sock. It Is So Hot Outside Quotes. Problems are like cold or hot water how much you pack it tightly but its.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Jokes are always popular during the summer months. But sleep did not come.