Ear or rectal temperature is 0.5°f.

How to give yourself a fever with an ear thermometer. The following thermometer readings generally indicate a fever: Oral temperature of 100 f (37.8 c) or higher. Stick the thermometer up your ass, like you are a baby, and it may be a degree or so higher.

The average normal oral temperature is 98.6°f (37°c). Put a heating pad on low setting up to your ear for a few minutes, put a warm/hot washcloth up to your ear, lie on your ear for several. Generally, the temperature results from the various fever measurement methods are as follows :

Place a clean digital thermometer under your child's tongue, near the back of his mouth. Gently insert the thermometer until the ear canal is fully sealed off. The sensor should be pointing down the ear canal and not at the wall of the ear.

Fill a cup with hot water. Rectal, ear or temporal artery temperature of 100.4 (38 c) or higher. My mom wont let me stay home unless i have some what of a fever.

Wipe it off, because whoever is reading it will expect it to be in your mouth. Hold it in your mouth for a while (under your.