Web conclusion funny turkey puns why did the turkey cross the road?

Hand turkey puns. Web puns are just the baste, except maybe those that are a little too fowl. Roast, toast, and give thanks. You had me at turkey.

Web you roast the turkey. Turkey trots are my jam. Enjoy this post that’s stuffed full of funny turkey puns.

If april flowers bring may. Why did the turkey cross the road? What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear?

To butter up the guests! What sound does a turkey’s phone make? This year for thanksgiving i booked a flight to turkeys and caicos.

What do you call a rude turkey? Well i cran, and i will.” “this pumpkin pied to be here tonight.” “we dress up on halloween. Strut your stuff and give thanks.

Web *han* → *hen*: Hey i just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe. Can’t wait to get basted.