The first is your memory goes and I cant remember the other two.

Getting old birthday poem funny. The thought could make me cry. You must be 100 certain that your funny birthday poems are actually humorous and cannot possibly be taken the wrong way. Mines right here so have a cry Although I cant imagine why.

You are absolutely sure that anyone would find your funny birthday poems hilarious. Yes this birthday is grand Your lifes as good as gold But you cant fool Mother Nature You are still getting old. Be crotchety to everyone I meet Tell everyone how much harder we had it back in my day Give the stink eye to anyone with Kool-Aid colored hair Watch Gran Torino at least once a week Smell like mentholated oil at all times.

Return to Index of Funny Birthday Poems Getting Older. Another years gone by. Youth is the gift of nature but age is a work of art.

Dont fret because youre one year older But if you need a caring shoulder. Funny Birthday Poems Happy Birthday to You todays your special day Id light the candles on your cake but it will probably just melt away. To me old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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From the Camilla Rose collection this card which makes a great birthday. Youre aging gracefully you know And getting wiser. The thought could make me cry.