I feel so miserable without you its almost like having you here.

Funny witty sarcastic quotes. Sorry for being late. A witty beauty is a power Everyone is entitled to. The world is a stage but the play is badly cast.

This is why some people appear bright until they speak. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. A witty beauty is a power Sarcasm is the bodys natural defense against stupidity I am busy right now can I ignore you some other time Your secrets are safe with me.

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest I would miss you so much- Anonymous Better a witty fool than a foolish wit William Shakespeare Whether you think you can or think you cant youre right- Henry Ford. And dont come back Silence is golden duct tape is silver Jealously is a diseaseget well soon Im smilingthat alone should scare you You sound better with your mouth closed If I. Its time to be rude in humor Enjoy.

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