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Funny witty quotes about life. Mark Twain selected writings of an American skeptic. - Ogden Nash. War determines whos left.

Your secrets are safe with me I wasnt even listening- Anonymous. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later.

Funny Witty Quotes. I walk around like everything is fine but deep down inside my shoe my sock is. Ive always said that when life gives you lemons look at funny memes and read some hilarious quotes to laugh your booty off.

Children arent happy with nothing to ignore and thats what parents were created for. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to. Life it turns out is infinitely more clever and adaptable than anyone had ever supposed.

My life has the tendency to fall apart when Im awake you know. Funny Witty Humor Silly Life Funny Witty Men And Women Heart Mind Your Own Business Difficulty Funny Facebook Status Witty Facebook Status Nosey People Sex Interesting Random Computer Questioning. So enjoy these 300 funny quotes sayings and observations and get laughing today.

-Abraham Lincoln We all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free. No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep. Famous Clever Quotes Too many people spend money they havent earned to buy things they dont want to.