Oktoberfest wiesn is here and when it comes to drinking always drink responsibly.
Funny tips for drinking. Try having a soft drink for some rounds to reduce the amount youre drinking or opt out of rounds altogether. Be cool about withdrawal. If you eat well and drink plenty of water before going out drinking your body will slow its absorption of the alcohol you drink.
The best way to stop drinking is to change the way you think about it. 6 Wait Until You Get Home. Heavy-weight welter-weight light weight and the feather weights Im looking at you Smirnoff Ice.
Funny Drinking Sayings and Quotes. One martini is alright two is too many three is not enough. You dont need willpower to stop drinking.
Everyone who loves to take alcohol wishes to have a. 4 A Liquid Lunch. Drink because you are happy but never because you are miserable.
10 A Tale of Friendship. This one-liner joke is simple and hardly needs to be re-tuned to your audience. 3 Further Drinking Research.
Shut Up Liver You Are Fine. There is no shame in not being able to handle the hard stuff. For ladies always go to the bar in a group and never split up for whatever reason.