These funny things to say will give you a guide.

Funny things to say to a new father. Let us rock it together. Today you have been blessed with a beautiful and healthy baby. Funny father of the bride speech toast one-liners or jokes can help you put one foot in the door.

I think I have a heart attack every time I am with you. CONGRATULATIONS An obvious one but still goes down a treat. I sure hope lady that you know CPR cos you are taking my breath away.

I will always be the son who is going to follow your footsteps because you are my hero The worlds cutest baby is wishing the worlds most amazing dad a very Happy Fathers Day. I am prouder of you than you can imagine. Ive been thinking since yesterday on.

It doesnt matter if I. New Dad loves a. Kids are genuine and sincere and when they say something funny many times its not meant to get laughs but it comes from an entirely new point of view and they are really serious when theyre saying it.

I am so proud of you for becoming a dad to the most beautiful child and for being such a great husband. I know you will. Heres to more bad.

Funny Fathers Day Messages from Baby Warm wishes on Fathers Day to you papa. Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half especially if he has a teenage daughter Euripides. Funny things to say to girl.