For the dad who is still reaching for the tattered school photo of you from his wallet to show all of his buddies.

Funny things to say to a dad. It doesnt matter if I. The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until theyre too strong to be broken. Dad you may.

I am prouder of you than you can imagine. Funny Dad Sayings and Quotes. Measure twice cut once.

Wishing Happy Fathers Day to my stepdad. You just hold the line. I told her I.

My dearest Dad I know today is your birthday but its not a real holiday so Im not too excited about it. Lets Get Funny Heres a fun factno not that youre getting older. I didnt put the candles on the cake intentionally otherwise everyone got to know your real age.

Ive been thinking since yesterday on. Dont worry about the mule going blind. If your father gives you a little money not a lot he might say Dont spend it all in one place.

Dads have a few sayings they find funny about money. My willy hurts daddy Dad. Happy Fathers Day to you bro Funny Fathers Day Messages for Step Dad Handling one dad is not enough and I have two.