But when you give them a chance to put their thoughts to paper youre blessed with some seriously great notes that deserve to be framed and treasured forever.

Funny things to say to a dad. These corny jokes are a great way to light-up any moment whether outdoors or at home. I didnt put the candles on the cake intentionally otherwise everyone got to know your real age. Another Round of Funny Things Dads Say The City of Happiness is in the State of Mind.

Ive been thinking since yesterday on. It doesnt matter if I. My dearest Dad I know today is your birthday but its not a real holiday so Im not too excited about it.

I told her I. You just hold the line. Lets Get Funny Heres a fun factno not that youre getting older.

Wishing Happy Fathers Day to my stepdad. You can tell what was the best year of your fathers life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. When a son gives to his father both cry William Shakespeare.

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. If your father gives you a little money not a lot he might say Dont spend it all in one place. 1 When a father gives to his son both laugh.

Ask your mother When the answer is no but your dad doesnt want to tell you he tries to take the easy way out and make your mom be the bad guy. Funny Dad Sayings and Quotes. Measure twice cut once.