All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast Another humorous one for all the pie fans out there is.

Funny thanksgtiving phrases. Green bean casserole pumpkin pie mashed potatoes when its Thanksgiving theres always more than just one side to the story. May your yams are. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough you start to get mad at turkeys.

Hope my relatives are. But heres my stuffing so carve me maybe. Funny Thanksgiving Quotes I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it The Thanksgiving tradition is we overeatHey how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot But we do that every day Oh.

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Someone needs to tell the turkey man just be yourself. Theres turkey ham turkey bologna turkey pastrami. I feel a very unusual sensation if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude.

What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us Jim Gaffigan. One example is to send funny thanksgiving quotes for a smile. Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.

Thanksgiving is an attitude that must be rooted in the gift of life if we ever hope to be thankful for the gifts of life. Other than that Thanksgiving Day quotes are shared among people. May your yams are delicious And your pies take the prize And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs.