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Funny thanksgiving thoughts. Spend 200 on groceries 2. Half-times take twelve minutes. On Thanksgiving Day all over America families sit down to dinner at the same momenthalftime.

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Scatter them around your Thanksgiving table to bring laughs all throughout dinner. Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Youll end up having more.

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