Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.

Funny tanksgiving quotes. Thanksgiving is Americas national chow-down feast the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty Michael Dresser. But see in our open clearings how golden the melons lie. To the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. Funny Thanksgiving Quotes May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey is plump May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. A full banquet of quotes for a happy thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving Day comes by statute once a year. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Funny Thanksgiving Quotes I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it The Thanksgiving tradition is we overeatHey how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot But we do that every day Oh.

Scatter them around your Thanksgiving table to bring laughs all throughout dinner. Send Them A Special Card To Brighten Their Day. These funny thanksgiving quotes are perfect for a smile.

Happy Thanksgiving Day Wishes Quotes Images. Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. Cameron Funny Thanksgiving Quotes.

Thanksgiving after all is a word of action. Discover and share funny. Funny Thanksgiving quotes are a collection of oneliners by people about eating food and coping with family during Thanksgiving Day.