I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

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Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life. In the spring of 1621 the pilgrims and the Indians decided to call a truce. Thanksgiving is boring Me.

Hope my relatives are. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough you start to get mad at turkeys. Thanksgiving is stupid you eat and you watch football.

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