Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere.

Funny quotes on friends birthday in english. Well so are we and nothing better than some craziness to stir things up. Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations Faith Baldwin. I have decided to donate that money to the asylum where you will be admitted soon haha.

Friends premiered within the USA on the 22nd of Septeber 1994. Happy Birthday Wishes in English for Friend. From farts to turds and from banter to hits below the belt BFFs besties best friends and bae are on the chopping block here.

This year you are wiser smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants. That matter-Marlene Dietrich Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. Another adventure filled year awaits you.

It is your birthday. Happy birthday friend 21. I thought about buying you a great gift yesterday at a store but Ive done better.

Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey. Dont forget to also read our list of funny birthday quotes that are sure to make you smile. Dear friend Happy Birthday funny.

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