Happiness is like peeing in your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

Funny quotes for elder sister birthday. Happy birthday to you. Turning old right on cue. He needs to stay away from cooking at all costs and hire someone lol.

And thats what you feel today. Happy birthday to sister wishes quotes. Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister On Facebook On your big day I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of our grandfather.

You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo. Spreading smiles is an obligation we should all take upon ourselves and when its your sisters birthday giving her a reason to smile is more important than you think. My perfect sis wish you to create an amazing life full of happy birthday big sister.

I still dont get why you saw mom as a competition but anyways. Hey congratulation you are getting older and older now you wont understand the struggle. Funny sister birthday wishes.

May you have a fantastic future ahead because you are not getting any present from me. Funny Sister Birthday Quotes and Sayings. Happy birthday my that I got sibling and then birthday.

As my older sister you have taught me well. Funny Sarcastic Elder Brother Birthday wishes by sister The only thing that has improved over the years is your fart becoming less disgusting. I hope the improvements will continue this year also.