Since every Bro has a story feel free to.

Funny drunk stories. So peeps be warned. To this day I still struggle with authority but not nearly as much as when I was growing up. Weve rounded up a selection of the strangest stories to have made.

Now thats what I call stupid. This is a very busy week for me so this new drink is a timely find. I curated these funny stories from funny Tumblr stories.

Story About an Early Morning Drunk Rodney and his wife Wilma are awakened at 3 oclock early one Saturday morning by. When Malcolm would come to town from one of the stations he used to do odd jobs to earn the money so he could get plastered he would drink himself into total oblivion and then stagger out the back of Barneys Pub and fall face down on an old wire sprung bed with a lumpy mattress on it and sleep to at least noon the next. Get ready for a hurricane of LOL as you read all these funny short stories.

If anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night. Funny Stories About Alcohol. Have you ever wanted to jump out of the window because your wife is a nag.

Tongue out one eye open the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the. So when were drunk with people who love seeing us failwe fail and we fail hard. Suddenly your ex or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink.

Check out this Whisper thread where 15 people talk about their hilarious stories from the first time they got drunk. 50 funny sex stories from women. Prank backfiring on me.