Imagine a teensy-weensy baby wearing a 0000 onesie called Dagger.

Worst possible baby names. Anyone else hear The Lizard Breath. Dont try to be too clever or too unique when selecting a name for your kid. But my kids one of my girls name is Lexi my work friends names are Ashlynn and Bailee.

Still heres why our winners for the worst names of 2019 should give you pause. Look through this list of the all-time worst baby names for a reminder of what NOT to do when choosing a moniker for another human. Here are the top ten worst baby names.

Letting your kids pick a. From Hashtag to Homer here are some of the most ridiculous baby names our Bumpies have heard. In addition to weapon names there also seems to be an animal theme this year.

And if I have another girl she will be called Mikayla. The 24 Worst Baby Names Of The Millennium So Far 1. Elizabreth Say this one out loud.

Aliviyah Or to people who can spell Olivia. Something tells me that this one may become a problem child. Ironically Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martins daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.

Yes some truly terrible names were given to more than five children last year -- seven little girls were named Anally for instance and nine boys were named Havoc -- but focusing just on the very bottom of the government list heres what NOT to name your baby and why. But most of the time these names only had an improper gender like Araci usually given to women which was the name of the Tupian sun god. The fact is that your name ends up sticking with you for always.