When I was born I was so surprised I couldnt talk for a year and a half.

Words of advice for new parents funny. Here are a few great words of wisdom I crowdsourced in the Mama Says Namaste Facebook group added in with some of my own. Oh Boy oh boy oh boy. After reading Jenny Studenroth Gersons viral essay They Shouldve Warned Me fellow mom and blogger Stephanie Sprenger felt compelled to respond.

In truth hes trying to piss on himself. Youre a new mom or you soon will be and you are over the advice from experts What you need is some hard-core from-the-trenches say-it-like-it-is advice. Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

The Term Id Do Anything For You Has Limits. To celebrate I asked them to share their best bits of parenting wisdom with me. Mar 27 2015 - Some of my favorite bloggers came out with a new book called I Still Just Want to Pee Alone today.

New parents will frequently ask themselves or medical professionals Why is my child always trying to pee on me Well honestly hes really not trying to pee on you. Rachel Dratch TheRealDratch August 1 2016. It just might seem that way.

It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into. Author Unknown Cute Quotes. We have a secret in our culture and its not that birth is painful.

15 Inspirational Quotes for New Parents. The day your baby arrives is the day your life changes for good. It is YOUR responsibility to know what is going on with your body and with your childs body.