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Words of advice for new parents funny. It just might seem that way. Be empowered to have a voice as a parent starting from inception. Enjoy every step along the way.

Birthing is the most profound initiation to spirituality a woman can have. We love watching your family grow. May your new son bring you much happiness in life.

Good luck as you enter a changing world. New parents will frequently ask themselves or medical professionals Why is my child always trying to pee on me Well honestly hes really not trying to pee on you. So voila here are their brilliantand brilliantly funnyparenting truths.

The baby is always trying to do things to himself first because humans are naturally curious. 15 Inspirational Quotes for New Parents. Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

The Term Id Do Anything For You Has Limits. Baby Shower Messages for Boys. Whatever attitude that a parent has concerning their children will most likely be entrenched in the character of these children especially in their early formative years.

Weve rounded up the best and funniest parenting tips that parents and a few childfree sages have tweeted. Words are not enough. After reading Jenny Studenroth Gersons viral essay They Shouldve Warned Me fellow mom and blogger Stephanie Sprenger felt compelled to respond.