Funny Thanksgiving quotes are a collection of oneliners by people about eating food and coping with family during Thanksgiving Day.

Witty thanksgiving quotes. American writer What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken the duck the turkey or the guinea hen. Funny Thanksgiving Quotes May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey is plump May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. 70 Best Thanksgiving Quotes to Make You Feel Thankful No Comments Oct 12 2020.

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Funny thanksgiving instagram captions and puns. Reflect upon your present blessings of which every man has plenty. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize and may your thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs.

These also work well for your friendsgiving parties. Original Happy Thanksgiving Quotes for a Day of Real Gratitude This Thanksgiving I am beyond thankful for the beautiful family God has blessed me with. Getty Images A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner.

If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough you start to get mad at turkeys. Help yourself to seconds and thirds. Thanksgiving Day became a habit for the reason that in the course of time as the years drifted on it was perceived that the exterminating had ceased to be mutual and was all on the white mans side consequently on the Lords side.

Not on your past misfortunes of which all men have some. Hope my relatives are. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us.