Ask me no questions and Ill tell you no fibs.

Witty smart quotes. When youre at the end of your rope tie a knot and hold on. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. No one looks back on.

If a mans wit be wandering let him study the mathematics Francis Bacon. Doctor Song youve got. Conquered people tend to be witty.

Everyone has a sense of humor. Clever quotes Give a man a match and hell be warm for a minute but set him on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later.

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Unfortunately by that point the opportunity is long gone. If you can manipulate news a judge can manipulate the law. 1 If silence is golden turning states evidence.