These short fun sayings provide a silly expression usually using wordplay or puns to make somebody laugh.

Witty sayings. Give a man a match and hell be warm for a minute but set him on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life. WITTY SAYING is a 11 letter phrase starting with W and ending with G Crossword clues for WITTY SAYING Synonyms crossword answers and other related words for WITTY SAYING mot We hope. 2 There are some idiots who always answer.

Read These Funny Witty and Short Sayings. Witty Sayings for Women. My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26.

1 If silence is golden turning states evidence. My mother always used to say. Women are like cars.

Our collection of 28 Cool Funny Quotes Witty Sayings pun which are short easy to remember but still hilarious. I had an extremely busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Witty Quotes and Sayings.

We all want a Ferrari sometimes want a pickup truck and end up with a station wagon Tim Allen. Funny sayings are a clever way to provide a combination of wisdom and humor. The older you get the better.

Gentlemen you cant fight in here. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later Mitch. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.