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Read These Funny Witty and Short Sayings. Ask me no questions and Ill tell you no fibs. Give a man a match and hell be warm for a minute but set him on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life.

I dont go crazy. Approximately 107 Sarcastic Ironic Witty Quotes Those who laugh last think slowest. Yeah so get the hell away before you get burned.

Quotes tagged as witty Showing 1-30 of 629. 1 If silence is golden turning states evidence. Quotes and sayings that make you laugh have always been popular among people of all ages and if they are of the witty kind they are bound to tickle your funny bone.

If your friend has started lifting weights and looks like hes added a pound or two a witty remark could be I see that the steroids are paying off Its witty because its an unexpected association. Im actually not funny. I hate everyone equally eg.

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