You are truly an inspiration.

What to write on a birthday card for dad funny. You know what that means. Yoda says A happy birthday you will have Do or do not have a happy birthday. Its the best thing in life when you find someone who knows all your flaws has seen all your mistakes someone who can account for each of your weaknesses and all the while still think that youre absolutely amazing.

May the force be with you on your birthday. For your dads birthday write a personal message to share what he means to you. Im sending you this card in celebration of your birthday month you deserve more than a day.

Even though were all supposed to have the same genes you still look great Dad. Enjoy your gift of nothing. Happy birthday Son from Dad.

Do not dance all night otherwise you could feel pain in your body. Forget about the past you cant change it. Wisecracks about getting older jokes about over-indulging gags about gifts or the lack thereofall are good.

Funny birthday messages What to write in a funny birthday card They say that with age comes wisdom. And in some eastern Asian cultures like in China and Korea the first 100 days of a childs life is cause for huge celebration as is the first birthday. I still admire you every single day.

Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. So a big happy birthday to the wisest man I know. 17 I understand that youre only 80 years old now.