My first choice was in 1978 but the time machine was booked.

What to write on 50th birthday card funny. If you had dyslexia you might think you were having your 05th birthday however spelled out it would be your hteitfif birthday. Heartfelt 50th birthday messages. Fifty the youth of old age A surprisingly optimistic sentiment from the man who wrote Les Miserables and the Hunchback of Notre Dame but grab it with both hands and run with it.

Now you are older than every 49-year-old in the entire world. Turn your 50 year old frown upside down and you get a 20 year old smile. I wish you the best 60th birthday and hope that this important occasion finds you happy and well.

Youre half way to becoming a centenarian. Happy 50th Birthday to the most handsome and funny brother at 50 years age on the planet. Hey at least I didnt figure it out for seconds.

Happy birthday to someone whos been fabulous at every age and is now more fabulous than ever at 50. I hope it was happy. Examples So sorry these birthday wishes are late reaching you.

Happy Birthday to the trendiest person I know. Heres to 50 years of an incredible youand an incredible 50 more. Wishing you a fun-filled fabulous 50th.

Happy 50th birthday to. Hope your 50th is just the beginning of. Funny birthday card messages that ll make anyone rofl this was a list of some witty and funny birthday card messages in the cards section given above we had used some of these messages to give you a feel of how a birthday card with that funny message would look lol 50th birthday jokes that are so so funny so instead of feeling old and frustrated one should make the most of this occasion if you know someone who is about to turn 50 in sometime along with a birthday party and the usual birthday.